Mixed Drinks

by Richard Rippon

To avoid a major hangover, never mix the grape and the grain is what they say. You know how bad you feel the day after, when you�ve had wine and beer, then maybe a few shots to wind up the night? Now add five litres of human blood to the cocktail, now how would you feel come sunrise? There's the crucifying hangover to begin with, but additionally you also have to contend with a certain amount of clotting in the throat region. Parched doesn't come into it and I'm spitting up slimy proto-scabs for hours. At least I am relatively comfortable in the dark confines of my coffin, though it is only the prospect of bursting into flames that prevents me from popping out for a Big Mac meal.

6S - C3

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